Got home from Monks,
And jumped into bed immediately.
Woke up 10 minutes later.
Decided to take a shower.
So here I am blogging now...
Listening to LP's Somewhere I Belong.

Got reminded of all the reasons why I quit drinking.
Never gonna drink again.
I've made up my mind to become a teetotaller.
Had a major headache I'll remember for some time.
Anyway,
My alcohol tolerance level is pathetic.
Fell over all over the place.
My Type 1s fell off.
Heng I didn't fall into the river.
In short,
I made a fool of myself heh.

Did a merlion too.
While sitting inside the building...
Me: "I feel like puking."
Jack: "Don't puke on the floor!"
Me: "It's okay I can't puke."
Pukes on the floor.
Jack: "Quick, go to the flower pot!"
Me: "It's ok, no more to puke already."
Pukes all over the flower pot.
Me: "I'm fine now..."
Pukes all over the flower pot.

Nette,
It was nice seeing you,
Albeit for a short while.
I miss you.
I miss you.
I miss you.
Did I say that I miss you?

Oh yah,
Since I mentioned the merlion just now,
Which is a half-lion, half-fish animal,
It seems like I'm not the only sensitive fish around!
Hahaha,
When I think about what happened just now.
So I was walking past 7-11,
Suddenly some idiot came and tried to trip me,
And pushed me at the same time.
D'oh.
For some reason I didn't trip haha.
Anyway...
Guess who?!
Not a foreign devil,
But our very own local_god!
Lol.
Alright...
So I wasn't exactly well-behaved.
I was a bit drunk you see.
I hurled a bunch of insults and expletives,
About how she should confront me,
Instead of pushing me from the back.
Unfortunately,
She didn't respond. :P

So me and Jack sat down and ordered supper.
Suddenly someone stormed over,
And plopped down on a chair at our table.
Guess who again?!
Not a foreign devil,
But our very own local_god!
Lol.
She kindly explained why she pushed me.
A few days ago,
Me and Jack were discussing about fishes with huge foreheads,
On the channel main to be precise.
Fishes with huge foreheads.
Locally bred luo han fishes.
Unfortunately,
Our very own local_god took it to heart.
LG: "I know you're talking about my pimple ok!"
Me: "Did I mention any names?"
hahaha
LG: "Stay off my track and I'll stay off yours!"
Me: "Am I sitting at your table or are you sitting at mine?"
lol
So we sat there staring at each other.
No,
She was glaring,
And I was patiently looking at her,
While waiting for my soup to arrive.
I was tired,
So I rested my chin on my hand,
And patiently waited for her to say something.
Me: "So what do you want?"
LG: " For you to say yes to stay off my track!"
Me: "Say yes?"
Me: "What is this? Question and answer?"
After getting nothing that she wanted,
LG stormed off,
While insisting I stay off her tracks.
Lol.
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