I'm supposed to be doing my Marx essay,
But I'm taking a break now.
After only writing 100 words haha.

So did anyone witness Beckham's slip-up yesterday,
During the England-Turkey game?
He slipped while taking a penalty kick,
And ballooned the ball high over the crossbar.
I love and respect Becks,
But I burst into laughter when he fell.

I was watching some Taiwanese variety show just now.
Yeah damn auntie,
But it's hilarious.
So there were these 5 guys,
Who said they will only date virgins,
Because it gives them a sense of accomplishment,
When they finally "conquer" the girls.
Whatever.

But the worst thing is they said,
Cos they place such a high value on virginity,
They won't be able to love a girl anymore,
If she got raped and hence is no longer a virgin.
This is going to sound childish but I'll say,
Pui on them.

I dislike double standards by the way.
Demand a virgin only when you are one yourself.
And even then,
I don't see that as a very good reason.
If you really love someone,
Why should you care?

But then we all know,
If a guy sleeps with a million girls,
He's da man.
He's a P.I.M.P.
The other way round,
And the girl's a whore.
Sorry but in my opinion,
Anyone can be a whore regardless of gender.

I'm not saying that it's bad to sleep around,
It's perfectly fine.
But I just don't think it's right to call a girl a whore,
When a dude is doing exactly the same thing.

Actually,
If I really want to become a successful transguy in the future,
I should harbor all those misogynistic and sexist ideas instead.
Cos girls gravitate towards suck jerks anyway.
Bah.

Back to Marx now.
It's not good to keep the Moor waiting.