Been smelling of bleach all day,
Even though I've already washed my hair twice.

Decided to bleach my hair again for fun,
Just before the rugby match started.
Only managed to bleach it brown,
Which is actually a blessing in disguise.
Because I'll be job-hunting very soon anyway.

Had a great deal of fun shaving my brother's head,
With the hair clippers he borrowed from his friend.

And then settled down to watch the rwc final.
Somehow it wasn't as exciting as it should be.
By the time Jonny Wilkinson scored in the last minute,
With a spectacular drop goal,
I was already halfway en route to dreamland.

Damn the English anyway.