Just read the papers,
And there's an awesome picture,
Of the Goldenrod dunks on the cover page.

Anyway as everyone should know by now,
The Sole Provider exhibition's on this weekend.
And you can enter a draw for the chance,
To purchase one of 5 pairs of the Lebron James shoe.
In my opinion,
They should give the damn shoes away!
Win a chance to purchase.
Crap.
Nike is so loaded,
Since they use the worst leather on their shoes.

I'm sure there are some people,
Whose reaction to the article are as follows,
"Oh man!
They featured dunks on the papers!
NOW they're gonna be all played out!"

Oh yes.
I hope dunks get all "played out",
Since when were they ever underground?
If you wear dunks just because they're so cool,
Obviously you're gonna get upset when you see,
Somebody's grandmother rocking dunks.
Your secondary school principal rocking dunks.
The nerd-next-door rocking dunks.
Oh wait.
Nerds are cool.

My theory is,
Whatever that can be purchased is not rare.
Unless of course they are one-of-a-kinds.
Don't cry when you see someone else,
Wearing the same thing that you like.
You might as well make a friend with similar interests.

Still upset that everyone else is wearing dunks like you?
Go wear a pair of Tat Sing slippers to town then.
Yes the white plastic slippers with blue straps.
Comfortable and water resistant.
Since I only wear them around the neighbourhood,
You'll be safe.