Don't worry guys,
There was NO strip search,
Involved in yesterday's fiasco.

Got back an hour ago from her place.
Was working on her essay,
What's new.
Thank God it's all done now.

I was a bit displeased,
That every sentence came from me.
Cos I think the world of her,
And obviously I expected more from that lazy ass.

She said it was alright to stay over,
But she looked so grumpy when she's tired,
So I decided to come home instead.

Today was hilarious.
We were standing by the road waiting for a cab,
When she said we should try our luck elsewhere.
I turned around,
And the next moment I disappeared from her view.

I stepped straight into a drain with my left foot,
So I guess I can say I fell into a drain.
My God.
I fell into a drain!
The crazy thing is,
I fell in,
And bounced straight up in a second,
Even before she could laugh.

Cos the first thing I could think of was,
My shoes!
Thankfully the drain was dry.

Some crazy loon behind started clapping his hands,
I was too busy laughing at myself to care,
But she yelled at him anyway.

Wow!
I really am a retard!