"I'll like some music on-the-go, please."

Seriously,
Sylvester Sim the wannabe chao ah-beng is just so bad,
I'll die laughing watching another one of his performances.

Man, I just don't understand.
Daphne was voted out to make way for him?
The sweetest, cutest Daphney?
Making way for the chao ah-beng?
The guy who resembles Chucky?

Yep, that Chucky.
If you're a fan and is offended,
Go and murder Glenn Ong,
Cos he was the one who said that, not me.

Oh well.

My eyes are kinda tired,
From doing some spot of reading today.

Actually, just some magazines and the usual papers.

And somehow no matter where I flipped,
I keep seeing the same old reports,
Adverts and reviews about Mp3 players.

Maybe before you even finish reading this post,
I would've rushed out to get the latest player from Creative.

Why not the good ol' pod, you say?

Aiyah, everyone else has the iPod;
I don't need the 20GB one;
I think the pink Zen Micro looks hotter,
Plus it is 1GB better than the pod mini.

Yah it's also more expensive, but who the hell cares.

But the fact is, I don't even need a Mp3 player.

Psssst.
Actually I do own one.
It is as big as an iPod,
And holds about 15-20 songs on a 64MB memory.

Ha-ha.
Very pathetic, I know.
But I bought it when I was a freshie,
And it was a good companion on those 3-hour long,
To-and-fro journeys from school.

It's human to lust after what we don't really need.

There's no more school to attend,
And there's no more chance of me,
Spending that amount of time on the road,
Unless I'm planning to ride to Malaysia on my bike.

But hor,
I'll really love to own the pink Zen Micro.