"Who the hell came up with these shit?"

Man.
Surfing the net,
Used to be a form of relaxation for me.
Not anymore.

I'm having a mega headache right now.
I'm not sure if I'm alone in this aspect,
But all these spyware and trillions of popups,
Are driving me nuts.

I never really had such a problem in the past,
But I can't go online without losing my temper nowadays.
Where the hell did all those nonsensical spyware come from??

I don't even download or watch porn loh.

And last month,
This retarded XXX program kept trying to install itself.
So if you're not fast enough to disconnect immediately,
You'll get to enjoy the image,
Of some random fat naked ang moh chick.
Not chio one.

Hurls.

Needless to say,
My brother and I happily played the blame game for a week,
Before it miraculously disappeared.

Then yesterday while searching for some song lyrics,
I got attacked by a barrage of spyware again.

So I spent quite a bit of time today,
Installing more anti-spyware programs,
(One is definitely not enough!)
To kill and zap these bastards away.

The computer certainly isn't spyware-free now,
But things seem to be improving.
At least there are no more unauthorized downloads.

For now.

I'd better fix the problem soon,
Before my brother bans me from his computer.