"Do you know why I like Craig David?"

I took my shot last Friday,
And this time I was given 200mg,
Instead of the usual 150mg.
Which is actually still below the norm of 250mg per shot,
But I guess it's okay to take things slowly,
As long as I can see some changes coming my way.

I've kind of forgotten my old voice,
So any voice change from now on,
Won't seem as obvious to me.

Even though I am naturally very hairy,
I still spend most of my time wishing for more hair growth.
But when hair suddenly starts sprouting,
In areas that used to be hairless,
It starts to become rather alarming.

I think there's been some growth on my back,
And stomach?

That's... not... very... pleasant.
Not at all.

Actually all I want is facial hair.
So will those 4 whiskers (yes, 4 now) on my chin,
Start multiplying as quickly as possible?

I just bought a magazine,
And one of the articles offered new styles,
To wear your facial hair.
I am completely overwhelmed by a feeling of beard-envy,
And I cannot fathom why I see clean-shaven men everyday.