"The Roly-Poly Bin, part deux."



Haha,
This is probably the cutest present I've ever received.
Thanks (-:
But excuse me,
Do I really look like the Bean?

I just realized that I'm really one hell of a pissy boy,
Because someone just sent me an email,
And I was rather rude in my reply.
But let me explain further.

Apparently, someone sent me a mail on Fridae,
Asking if I would mind helping,
Since she's doing a sociology project on "sexuality",
And would like to interview FTMs and MTFs.

"I personally do not mind helping,
But I hope that if you're gonna write about transsexuals,
You should understand that the issue is with gender,
And not sexuality.
Are you a first-year student?"

I feel bad now,
But it's already being sent.
Anyway, since it's my birthday today,
I think I can just get away with it.

On second thoughts,
It's already the 4th.
Bah.

Anyway,
I was reading an article yesterday,
About the etiquette of a gentleman.
And then there were the obvious and usual rules,
Like opening doors for women, blah blah.

But I just had to laugh,
When it came to helping a woman with her seat,
Because it reminded me of a few personal incidents.
Maybe it's because chivalry is somewhat dead,
But when I tried to pull out a chair for a girl,
She automatically assumed,
I was gonna sit in that seat,
And pulled her own chair out.

So I don't do that anymore,
Unless I get a sixth sense,
That someone might be receptive to that idea.

My sister came over to give me a cake,
After my dad had already bought me one.
I don't understand why,
I never get anything from my family except cakes.

The moment my sister saw me,
She blurted out,
"Wah you are so fat!"

I've finally understood,
Why there are so many people in the world,
Suffering from anorexia.
Because even underweight people,
Are being told that they are fat.

Yes, yes, I'm still underweight,
But for some reason,
I think my face mildly resembles a fishball now.
I've never been called 'fat' in my 24 years of existence,
But twice this week this adjective has been used on me.