"Is that some sort of Indian tribe?"

I thought I wouldn't be blogging in a while,
Simply because life has been rather mundane.
In fact, nothing mildly exciting has happened,
And I was so bored,
That I had to go out and do a little spot of shopping,
To get my spirits up again.

Nothing too expensive as well,
Since I am still jobless.
(Let's not go into that... )
Just the latest issue of Details,
A shirt and a pair of boxer briefs.

But I'm so glad,
I decided to catch the first episode,
Of "Eye for a Guy 2" on tv just now.
I wasn't planning to,
Cos I'm not that keen on Denise Keller.
Don't get me wrong,
She's hot, but she just doesn't float my boat.

If you didn't watch it,
You don't know what you're missing man!

I mean, how the hell did some of these jokers,
Get pass the interviews?

I don't mean to be mean,
But there are these 2 guys,
Currently ranked as the bottom 2 by Denise,
(And rightly so, I must say.)
They are just...
Damn, I don't even know where to begin.

I wanted to say they're both butt-ugly,
But I've decided not to,
In case I get those "look in the mirror" comments again.
Heh.

Anyway, how the hell are you going to impress Denise Keller,
If you can't even speak properly?

So one of them said his favourite band is Depeche Mode.
(Apparently she has the same taste, I don't know.)
I'm sure you'll like to know that his pronunciation of "Depeche",
Rhymes with "Apache".

And the other,
Upon learning that he is ranked as her least favourite guy,
Said that he will try to "savage" the situation.

Damn.
I can't wait for the next episode.

I think there's soccer tonight at 3 am.
Not sure if I should be watching,
Cos I've to wake up early for my shot tomorrow.

Speaking of shots,
I used to be a geek.
Now, I'm a pimply-faced geek.
Ever since I started on a higher dosage,
My complexion began taking a long trek down South.

It's really pretty bad.
The worse I've ever experienced my whole life.

Not only is it affecting my self-esteem,
But the pimples sure hurt like hell as well.