"Yay, I'll get to watch the Man Utd game tomorrow!"

Wow.
How I wish,
That I can liposuct away the spare tire around my gut.

Of course,
I knew beforehand that going on T,
Will cause the shifting of fats to the abdomen,
But I didn't expect it to be this bad.

Plus,
It's uncomfortable as hell.
For some reason,
It feels as though the skin hasn't expanded enough,
To accommodate the fast growing layer of fat beneath.

So it my belly feels as though it's gonna explode any moment.

This,
Coupled with the fact,
That I've been feeling very under the weather lately,
Made for a deadly combination.

Can't wait to crawl my way out of this abyss.

And we all know what I turn to,
When I'm feeling blue.

Same old retail therapy method.
Even though doing so,
Will plunge me into financial difficulties for sure.

But better than being grumpy all day,
I figured.

I didn't really spend that much.
Honest.
I got myself a new Ben Sherman shirt,
The latest copies of GQ and Details,
(Which I buy every month anyway)
Kanye West's debut album,
(Cos his latest won't be out for another 3 days,
And I just felt like buying a CD)
And redeemed a plain ice blue tee with my Topman vouchers.

Oh,
And some cheesy iced-out cross earrings.
Yep Jack,
The same ones that we saw and decided against.

But this is what I really really want: