"The worst fruit in the world!"

After my shower,
I felt like eating a fruit,
So I picked up a grapefruit from the fruit bowl,
And started to peel it.

I think I've eaten a grapefruit before,
I'm not very sure,
But I sort of vaguely remember eating one.

It didn't start off too brightly.

The smell, oh the smell,
The smell of the grapefruit.
It was so overpowering, I kinda choked,
When I was peeling it.

Nevermind, it should taste pretty good,
Oh yes I was quite sure,
The pretty red flesh should taste good.

The first bite dilated my pupils,
And the second almost activated the gag reflex.

Wah lau,
How come a grapefruit taste so bad?
Bad enough for me to blog about it.
It's like super sour and damn bitter.

I even asked Jack if it was supposed to taste like that,
Or was the one I picked up rotten.

I only managed to down one slice,
Despite my best attempts to pretend,
I was participating in Fear Factor.

In the end,
I quickly put the rest inside the fridge,
Where my mum will find it tomorrow,
And kill me,
Cos I was the one who asked my dad to buy it.