I got a rude shock at work today.

Her guy friend came to look for her,
After she had already left for the bank.

"Oh can you get her to call me later?
Tell her I'm her boyfriend's friend."

I felt very queasy after hearing that.
Either she had been lying to me all along,
Or she just got attached on Monday,
Which happened to be my day off.

So I continued to feel queasy until she returned,
And called the guy.

Turned out that he saw the Eeyore I bought that day,
And he wanted to buy one as well,
But he didn't know where to get it.
And as for the "boyfriend",
It's actually Eeyore.

Please.
I also know it's freaking retarded.
But I'm also damn relieved,
That it turned out to be Eeyore.

She got her assignment back today,
And I got 17 upon 20!
Eh,
I mean she got 17 upon 20 hahahaha.
That's both good and bad news to me.

The bad thing is,
There'll be lots more essays coming my way,
And she'll probably expect the same standard for all.

Good thing?
I'll get to spend more time outside of work with her.
Triple yay!

I'm squinting desperately at the monitor right now.
I just realized how stupid it is,
Not to have another pair of specs as a backup.

Yes yes something just happened to my Oakleys.
No no I won't be riding for the next few days.