"Another one of those haha days."

I'm been suffering from epileptic fits of laughter,
Everytime I go out with Will.
It's like I will just end up dropping whatever I'm doing,
And start laughing uncontrollably for minutes.
For no rhyme or reason.
One can just imagine the stares I get.

Just when I'm running out of "toilet stories" to share,
Here comes along one that's gonna rank,
As one of my all-time favourites.

So it was Tuesday night.
As usual,
We landed in town pretty late.
Too late to do a decent spot of shopping,
And the only option available to us in the end,
Was singing at Kbox.

And so it was Tuesday night.
Kbox regulars would know,
That Tuesday night is Gents' Nite,
And the gentlemen get an extra drink each.
Great.
Except that we're not really considered "gents".

Anyway,
Being professional conmen,
We managed to get the Gent's Nite package,
And happily sang till 3am.
The usual medley of boyband songs and oldies.

Of course the natural thing to do,
After 3 hours of song and drink,
Was to go to the toilet.
I even happily continued singing in the toilet,
When suddenly,
The lady working at the Kbox counter came in.

I was stunned.
Will was stunned.
I guess the same thing was running through our heads:
We're busted!
Now they're gonna kick up a big fuss,
And make us pay the difference.

And I'll never dare to go Kbox again.

I just froze,
As the woman went into a cubicle.
Within seconds,
The door opened again,
And her head popped out.
"Excuse me,
I think you guys are in the wrong toilet."

Will sprung into action immediately,
While I was still frozen.
"Sorry sorry."
And we ran out of the toilet,
Like mice scampering for their lives.

After that,
We went down to the ground floor,
And laughed our heads off.