"I am a 23 year old teeny bopper."

Well, I've never had much of a life anyway,
But now it has dipped below pathetic status,
As I've decided to immerse myself in school work.

Ha ha.
"Immerse".
More like the occasional,
"Walk-by-the-pool-and-wet-my-feet".

However,
That's enough stress to drive me crazy,
As I'm currently suffering from stress-induced-psychosis.

But I beg your pardon,
Because you're looking at someone,
Who used to pride himself,
On "getting through life untouched by stress".
Due to inexperience in dealing with it,
Just a leeetle beet,
And I am ready to keel over.

By the way,
Here's an appeal to all lurking ftms,
To contact me,
Because I need your assistance for my thesis.

I am also ashamed to admit,
That despite having a thousand deadlines to meet,
I still found time to obsess over Singapore Idol.

Actually, just one contestant.
To save myself from further embarrassment,
I shall not reveal the name of the contestant.

But here's a clue:
She's one of the finalists.

Eck,
That's two clues actually.