"I'm just one of those armchair critics."

I was left fuming,
After watching Man U crash 2-0 to Portsmouth.

I mean, what the hell right?
I don't usually criticize my team,
But I'm totally pissed off by their performance.

In fact,
I was so angry,
I finished one whole can of Campbell's by myself,
And I think my pancreas is crying now,
Coz it's so damn oily.

All Man United's blardy fault.

And that's all I want to say about today.
Maybe I should just add in what happened yesterday.

Fry-day.

Brought my bike to the shop for servicing,
Coz it's due for an inspection on the 12th,
And I want to make sure it's all geared up for it.

Got both the front and rear brakes changed,
Plus a brand new spark plug as well,
All for just $48 in total.
Excellent.
One of the reasons I love my Z-kia.

The old brakes were like completely worn out,
Which meant I was practically putting my life on the line,
Each time I brought my bike out.

And I rode without a helmet for the first time :-)

Coz the mechanic adjusted the biting point of the clutch,
And I wasn't used to it,
So I had it adjusted again.

"Okay, go ride it and try if you like it now."

"No need helmet ah?"

"No need lah, here only what."

So I rode around the block,
And came back to 2 faces green with shock.

"We meant down the lane and back leh."

Haha, miscommunication at its best.
Luckily I didn't bump into the traffic police.

Got conned into going for Herstory Idol at night by Will.
How I wished it was Singapore Idol instead.
I didn't want to make any nasty comments,
But hell, it's my blog anyway.

It's like watching the first episode of SI loh.
With all the bad dancing and horrendous vocals.

By the way, I meant only some of the contestants.

But what the hell,
Was the butch who did the Justin Timberlake number thinking,
When she flashed her Michelin-man-esque tummy,
To the audience?

Dunno what she was thinking,
But I knew what went through my mind.

Help.

But I give her a 100 points for entertainment value!