"Jerzy Dudek is a &*%#ing cheat!"



My bike definitely needs a pair of these!
Unfortunately,
I'm also pretty sure,
They don't have them made in my required specifications.

Ho-hum.

The trailer for Madagascar the movie is playing incessantly,
And I find myself singing,
Whatever the dancing lemurs are singing.
Something like,
"I like to move it, move it!" in the Ali G type of voice.
(Because the king lemur is voiced by Ali G?)

If you've seen the trailer,
I'm sure you know what I'm talking about.
If not,
Why not check it out at the official website?

Then we can all sing it together.

By the way,
My 2 month-long attempt,
At maintaining a crewcut is finally over.
Phew!

Some of you guys must be wondering,
What the hell is up with the title.
If you have to ask,
You probably don't watch soccer,
So you may want to skip these paragraphs.

So Mister Dudek,
If it's okay to take so many steps before saving a penalty,
Why not rush all the way out,
And throw yourself at the penalty taker?
Or even better still,
Hug the ball so that nobody can kick it?

I don't know why everyone else is cheering,
Because from what I understand,
The goalkeeper is not supposed,
To move away from the goal line,
Before the ball is kicked.

F*&#ing cheats.