"Of bad skin and exploding TV sets."

And so,
I was just drooling over Nicole,
(I'm in love with her by the way)
As I was watching America's Next Top Model,
When suddenly I heard this strange crackling sound,
Followed by what seemed like a mini explosion.

And then black smoke started coming out from the TV set.

I leaped off the bed and switched off the main power,
Before the TV explodes in my face.

Luckily there are two other TVs in the house,
So I wouldn't miss a single minute of seeing Nicole.

Sigh.

The entire house smelled of chao tar smoke after that.

I'm just damn happy the TV didn't explode in my face.

Like my skin is not bad enough.
I was prepared for the growth of a pimple plantation,
After I made the decision to go on T,
But all the "bad skin" comments,
Are really starting to irk me.

Yes I know I have acne.
But no need to keep reminding me thank you.

And I can't even step into Watson's,
To check out hair styling products,
Without one of those pesky and rude salespeople,
Swooping onto me.
(Like vultures onto a corpse)

"Wah your face is XXX and XXXX,
You must buy this, this and this."

-_-

Help, man.

Actually,
I've been thinking,
If those expensive skincare products really do work.

Maybe I should give it a go.
Afterall, at the state my skin is in,
It probably can't do much harm.

Does anyone use Zirh?
I'm digging the packaging,
And it does seem rather popular on the net.

Oh well.
I'll just wait till I get my pay next month,
Cos I'm super super broke right now.

I just spent another $85 on my bike today,
Fixing my front brakes,
And also on a new fairing head.

The 2nd one was purely for aesthetic reason,
Cos the old fairing was badly scratched in an accident,
Many years ago.

SIGH.

At this rate I'm going,
I'll never be able to become self-sufficient,
Let alone afford surgery.