"I got a crush."

I was quite happy,
When Fy told me that Rockson Tan,
Found Sylvia Lim (from the Workers' Party) attractive as well.

Haha,
So I'm not the only one.

I know there are many guys who think that Glenda Han,
(Also from the WP) is one hot babe,
But I'm more partial to the former's "mature lady" charms.

Ha,
So who cares if she's 41,
I like can already!

Too bad she's not contesting in my area.
Too, too bad.

Anyway,
I'm not sure what's your take on the James Gomez issue,
But I'm really tired of hearing about it 24-7,
And seeing it all splashed over the papers.

Even Goh Chok Tong said to "move on",
Before he was informed by the rest,
That they didn't want to move on.

Whatever it is,
I don't want to read about in the papers again tomorrow.

So,
I heard that almost everyone went on a shopping spree,
With what they received in the Progress Package.
I was no exception,
Even though I only got a measly $200.

Aiyah.
Not a spree lah.
I only bought a pair of jeans.

Contrary to popular belief,
I do not own 20 pairs of jeans.
My body shape has changed so much in the past few years,
I only have 4 wearable pairs left,
Excluding the new one.