"Thank you, Ricardo!"

In case you didn't know,
I hate England (as a football team) with a vengeance.

I think it has been this way,
Ever since I started watching soccer.
I don't really understand it myself either,
But it may have something to do,
With how overrated and arrogant they are.

I'm a Red Devil at heart,
But when a United player pulls on an England jersey,
I hurl abuse at him all the same.
Albeit on a smaller scale,
As compared to,
Players from Liverpool or Chelsea.

I don't really dig Portugal either,
But since they were up against the enemy,
They had my full support.

And there is no better way for England to lose,
Than on penalties.
This is like what,
Their 128455th time losing?

Haha sorry, I'm going mad already.
Seeing Ricardo save 3 penalties just now,
Sent waves of orgasmic pleasure through my body.

Ha.
Just kidding.