"I'm gonna end up,
As one of those health-conscious freaks,
Trust me."

I never thought it would end up this way.
As an ectomorph,
I could eat whatever I want,
And not worry about putting on weight.

Never thought that one day,
I'll be cruising the supermarket aisles,
For healthy, non-fat options.

All of a sudden,
The words "Low in fat" become very exciting to me.
A turn-on.
It's like,
"You mean I can eat that???
Yay!!!"

Or else it's horrible rice and boiled, steamed stuff at home.

I didn't manage to buy much today.
Just two cans of tuna.
Tuna in water.
Contains less than a gram of fat per serving.
Yay!

To be honest,
I feel sorry for myself sometimes.
I think I might as well learn to cook,
So I can prepare some low-fat meals for myself.

Bought some stuff today when I was out.
GQ,
Boxer shorts,
(Though later I realized I have a tall stack at home)
And the new Nivea for Men oil control facial wash.

Yeah Nivea for Men,
The brand of choice for the cheapskate metrosexual.
I hope the oil control function works,
Cos my face somehow became ten times oilier,
After my hospital stint.

Because I have nothing better to do,
I'm glad that the new swimming show,
Is actually pretty watchable.
My favourite is Felicia Chin.
Not because she acted as a nurse before alright.

Cos I still prefer the real ones haha!